A wonkey…..

I recently re-read an old-ish joke and told it to my neice, who is nearly 4.

The joke goes “what do you call a 3-legged donkey?” and the answer is “a wonkey”.

So tonight I’m chatting with a friend on msn and she tells me the full version, which builds up in layers, but the full cut is:

what do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye playing the piano wearing blue suede shoes, wearing a feather boa that hasn’t washed?

a stinky kinky honky tonky plinky plonky winky wonkey donkey

genius eh?